i don't speak german but i can if you'd like

[alchimia]

i mean. hi. i'm hales and i'm bringing in one (1) short, ill tempered, foul mouthed, alchemist brat. he goes by a variety of names, such as "shrimp", "midget", "fullmetal brat", "big brother", and occasionally "edward elric".

because yes. he is only 5'2" (157cm), despite being eighteen years old. and he's coming from that one crazy fma movie about the giant dragons and rockets and nazis, aka conqueror of shamballa.

if you're interested, you can read up some intense tl;dr of his background here (though i don't suggest it because really, it's ridiculously tl;dr and no one cares). his hmd is here and you may occasionally see me using alquimie because i have a hardon for icons and 250 is not enough.

my plurk is laundry and i can sometimes be reached on aim at marymargravy _{if you know the reference i'm making with that you deserve all the cookies}. PMs also work!

Comments

[alchimia]

are you sure you want that

[decks]

yyyyyyyyno not really

[alchimia]

as i thought

[decks]

listen, shrimp. don't start.

[alchimia]

short jokes c'mooon. weren't saying stuff like that in the shower~

[decks]

because she knew if she did they wouldn't ever get to i mean what what shower.

[alchimia]

there is no shower obvs.

lmfao he'd kick her out if she did that

[decks]

and then we confused everyone reading this thread.

see she's smart enough to tease him about stuff he doesn't get apoplectic about

[alchimia]

ooooops!

good call, sakura. gooood call lmao

[decks]

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really though he probably had to stand on his toes.